Christmas Quotes Cocktail Napkin - White with Red Quotes
4.5" x 4.5" - 100% Cotton, Single-use
50 Units Per Pack - 14 Unique Quotes
“What I don’t like about office Holiday Parties is looking for a job the next day” – Phyllis Diller
“Santa Clause has the right idea. Visit people only once a year” – Victor Borge
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange” – Henny Youngman
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know the birth of Santa?” – Matt Groening
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stocking on Christmas morning is their husband” – Joan Rivers
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money” - Author Unknown
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included” – Bernard Manning
“Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money” – Author Unknown
“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not included” – Author Unknown
“I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking” – Author Unknown
“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present” – Author Unknown
“Avoid drinking too much at the office Christmas party by drinking too much before the office Christmas Party” – Author Unknown
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas But, if the white runs out I’ll drink the red” – Author Unknown
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases” – Bridger Wingar
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