Thanksgiving Quotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins
Assorted Colors: Persimmon, Friar Brown, Toreador Red
4.5” x 4.5” - 100% Cotton, Single-Use
50 Units Per Pack - 21 Unique Quotes
“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving” – Mike Connolly
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage” – Erma Bombeck
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out” – Jay leno
“I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving” – Craig Ferguson
“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast” – Charlie Brown
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day” –Irv Kupeinet
“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then they discover once a year is too often” – Johnny Carson
“Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out” – Nicole Hollander
“Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863” – Unknown
“There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just not being a turkey” – Unknown
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen” – Kin Hubbard
“After a good dinner once can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations” Oscar Wilde
“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving” – Erma Bombeck
“Not sure if I’m thankful for family or thankful for all the food they brought over” – Unknown
“People who love to eat are always the best people” – Julia Child
“What if today, we were just grateful for everything” – Charlie Brown
“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” – Melanie White
“A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider ‘that smells good’ to be helping” – Jimmy Fallon
“Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who don’t have to cook” – Melanie White
“Thanksgiving dinner take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence” – Erma Bombeck
“If you think about Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken” – Ina Garten
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